"Life With Woody" 10 inspirational quotes than can improve
yourself
It might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of beer
or any other booze you could get your hands on when it comes to
relaxing after a hard day's work. Well, yeah I'm guilty about
that one as well, unless I'm caught dead wearing a lampshade
over my head after a few rounds of vodka... half-naked! Okay,
bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this after
getting nightmares about me in that state of drunken stupor.
Just don't ask how it happened, please.
But what's really interesting is that how do people go through
the usual part of life when faced with vein-popping stress? I
mean, the new age thing like Zen or yoga is one of the good
things and it actually works. Is there room for the intellectual
side of people who can actually smell the roses-in-a-can while
on the move? It kind of had me thinking that there really must
be something in this 'mind-over-matter' thing.
Humor is indeed the best medicine there is whenever you are. I
mean anyone can pay good money to listen to a comedian just to
make you wet your pants after laughing so hard. Despite of
what's been happening, and to those who has gone though the
ordeal, it's better to just laugh while facing the troubles with
a clear mind than anger with a clouded vision. One of my
favorite celebrities of all time may have to be Woody Allen. Now
this is one guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he
pulls out with gusto, even without even trying. You can talk
just about anything with a man, and he's bound to mock the
subject and you'll end up laughing rather than being upset about
it.
Woody Allen has this to say:
1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial
reasons." It sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of all
things does involve money but it doesn't have to take an arm and
a leg to get it.
2. "I believe there is something out there watching us.
Unfortunately, it's the government." 'Nuff said.
3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever
spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" This happens to be
one of the classic ones. I mean the issue about life's little
problems isn't all that bad, until 'he' shows up.
Sure, relationships can get complicated, or does have its
complications that probably any author about relationships is
bound to discover it soon. We follow what our heart desires,
unless you're talking about the heart as in the heart that pump
blood throughout your body.
4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty interesting questions." And if you want
more, just keep on asking!
5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go
to bed with me, she said 'no'." It sounds, 'practical', I think.
And when it comes to everyday life, he really knows how to make
the best out of every possible scenario, and it doesn't involve
a lawsuit if he strikes a nerve.
6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath
and she'd come in and sink my boats." I never had a boat in my
bathtub before. Just staring at it while soaking in hot water
makes me seasick already.
7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when
it happens." If it rains, it pours.
8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my
nose." It could get worse when you're guzzling on beer... or
mouthwash, and it happened to me once!
9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
At least he doesn't smite us with lightning, and I'm thankful
for that.
And despite of what may happen to all of us in the next ten,
twenty, or even thirty years, I guess we all have to see things
in a different kind of light and not just perspective. I can't
seem to imagine life without any piece of wisdom that could
guide us. Whether we're religious or not, it takes more courage
to accept your fears and learn how to deal with them is all that
matters when it comes to even just getting along.
And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of wisdom to go
by... however, whenever, and wherever we may be.
10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what
you have, instead of what you don't have."
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