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Holla Advertising: Give Your Business A Voice! |
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HollaForADolla.com is a cost efficient advertising vehicle. It's
like a Lamborghini Diablo, except it only costs $1!
HollaForADolla gives you more bang for your dolla. Instead of
purchasing high priced pixels, which don't provide you with a
voice, send us your dolla and we will publish your holla along
with a link to your Website.
$1 buys you a 30 second holla and a link on main page
Here's how it works. The newest 40 holla's will appear on our
main page and the oldest 40 holla's will appear on our second
page. The amount of time your holla will remain visible on our
Website depends on how quickly new holla's are purchased. Once
your holla is published, visitors will be able to click on your
link to visit your Website and click on the megaphone icon to
listen to your holla!
Who uses HollaForADolla.com?
Quite simply, HollaForADolla.com's target market is anyone and
everyone. Are your vocal cords functioning properly? Can you
hear, see and read? Do you like to holla? If you answered yes to
these questions then send me a dolla and let the world hear you
holla.
There are countless reasons why people will advertise with
HollaForADolla.com. Here are a few ideas:
Do you run a commercial Website? What better way is there to
attract potential customers than to holla at them while
providing a link to your Website? Don't be another voiceless
businessman. Give people what they want...give them a holla!
Do you own a blog? Ask yourself why people would want to read
your blog if they can't put a voice to your words? Still
thinking? STOP IT! There's no reason why they would want to read
your blog unless you entice them with a holla.
Are you the leader of a fledgling religion? Why not send a holla
that promotes your religion and disparages other religions at
the same time? History has proven that people are easily duped
when it comes to religion. Spending $1 may quadruple your
membership and increase your standing in fanatical religious
circles.
Are you interested in politics? Do you ever holla at the TV when
a politician is giving a speech? Do you realize no one hears you
when you holla at the TV? By sending a dolla to publish your
holla, your voice will be heard by 1, 100, 1,000,000 or even
1,000,000,000 people. Whatever the case may be, it will create
more of an impact than the times you holla at the TV.
Are you thinking about a clever and romantic way to propose to
your fiancé? Score HUGE points with your feminina by directing
her to your holla. She will be pleasantly surprised and will
show you her appreciation on your honeymoon. Giddy up!
Are you a sports fan? Let your archrivals know what you think
about them with a profanity-laced holla! (please read the rules
and terms of use) Do you despise the Montreal Canadiens? Well
then sac le bleu, this Website's for you!
http://www.hollaforadolla.co
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Article: Holla Advertising: Give your business a voice!
Author: Mr. Holla
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